Generic Viagra helps rekindle a flagging marriage

"Wouldn't it be lovely to go away for a holiday this year," said Mary to her husband Peter. He made a non-committal noise and carried on reading the newspaper. "Well, what about a weekend then?" she persevered. "Hmmmmm." This was the best she would get out of him today.
"Fine," she thought, "I'll book it and then he'll have to come, although quite why I want to go is beyond me!"
Her husband has been getting steadily more and more grumpy as he got older. She knew from her friends that this was normal but she couldn't help mourning the loss of her fun, gregarious and sexy husband of yesteryear.
Her idea of a holiday had been to rekindle some romance in their lives. She reasoned that if there was no TV and no newspapers then he would at least have to speak to her.
He grumbled to himself when she told him that she had booked a long weekend in Paris but he didn't refuse to go, so she took that as good sign.
In fact, he had been thinking of doing something similar but as a typical male, hadn't known how to broach the subject, he felt they were in a rut - she went off to play bridge and he played golf with his friends but they did little together. Typical retirement, really. She would have been surprised if she knew how he thought of her tinkling laugh and the fun they had had when they were young lovers. The spontaneity of it all! He felt sad that sex felt like such an effort now, like hard work. So much so that they had let it slide and very seldom managed to touch each other or share a tender moment.
He saw what she was trying to do and resolved to make this weekend the start of their new life together. But how?
Well, as he read so many newspapers, he was well versed in the properties of Generic Viagra and knew where to buy Generic Cialis, so a little hunting on the back pages of the paper revealed some reputable sources of the incredible little blue pills. He ordered some Generic Viagra and stashed them away until the holiday.
Mary had no idea of his plans and had done a little research of her own. Hidden away in her little toiletries bag was a small packet of tablets designed to help a man to sustain an erection.
After a fabulous day sightseeing in Paris and a delicious meal, they returned to their hotel room and once inside, Mary coughed nervously and then held out a pill to her husband, "I hope you don't mind, but I though this might help you to get into the holiday spirit," she stammered. As he turned, she saw that he had a glass of water in one hand and a little blue pill in the other. They both did a double take and began to laugh. "It seems we still have a lot in common," he chuckled.

"Thanks goodness!" she giggled and hugged him. He kissed her passionately and they fell onto the large soft bed, like a pair of teenagers in love.