Flash Gordon and Generic Cialis

Flash Gordon sighed. His life had changed a lot recently. Blasted into an interplanetary adventure via a space rocket with a slightly crazy scientist and a beautiful woman, he then discovered that the father he had thought long dead was being held prisoner by Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury character on this bizarre planet he had landed on. Following that, he had been launched into a life or death race to save planet earth, rescue his father and free Dale Arden, the woman and the centre of all his thoughts.
Throughout their adventure he had battled with and for her and they had fallen madly in love along the way.
But now all the furore had died down and they had been cleaned up after all their strange adventures and crowned King and Queen of this planet, he felt a bit worried.
What if he didn't turn out to be the hero and solid hunk of manhood she thought he was? While in the thick of it, he hadn't had time to think about what he was doing but just acted on instinct. But now the dust had settled, he had rather too much time to ponder his actions and a new emotion had come to the surface - nervousness.
He had just returned from a wonderful feast with Dale, where they had whispered sweet nothings (and a few not so sweet, but rather more unsavoury nothings) and at then end as she breathily pushed up against him, he felt his thrusting, surging excitement recede and he hastily pulled away, saying that good things are worth waiting for and that he respected her too much to ´disrespect´ her on a first proper date. Her disappointed face was etched on his mind as he sadly walked away.
"I know what was behind that withdrawal, you can't stay ready for action" a sneering voice said and Ming (who was not called the Merciless for nothing) began to tease him relentlessly about his shortcomings.
With firm resolve, Flash (who was not called Flash for nothing either) sped off at top speed to find Professor Hans Zarkof, who could solve all manner of problems. True to form Zarkof found a new wonder drug called Generic Viagra, and then another called Generic Cialis, and procured them for Flash to try.

"Zees Generic Viagra will put the rocket back in your missile, the hump back into your pump and the firepower back into your blaster." He predicted, and Flash, anxious to rejuvenate his staying power, downed a Generic Cialis - for they promised staying power to even the most exhausted astronaut. And Dale, welcoming him with open arms, soon found herself transported to another planet - for this wasn't just another flash in the pan but a cascade of fireworks that could keep on banging all night, and well on into the morning as well!