The Life of Generic Viagra: A Humor Story

The sex lives of people aren’t exactly the types of stories that are told everyday. However, it is the sex lives of people that readers of pure fiction want to read about as often as they possible can. However, it is often an embarrassing topic to talk about at the dinner table; after all sex and food often don’t count as appetizing dinner conversation. However, fixing a romantic dinner and a creamy chocolate dessert such as a banana split or cheesecake many ignite the need for some sexual satisfaction and some sexual pleasure. Therefore, after the dinner and dessert are hungrily devoured, it is time for a bit of intimate pillow talk. So, the purple-laced lingerie has be put on, the candles are lit, and the silky tones of Luther Vandross are playing in the background of a beautiful bedroom setting. But, then the unthinkable happens, the timing isn’t right because the neighbor’s dog begins barking and a bunch of angry neighbors begin banging on the door. This means that another intimate moment is interrupted in the lives of Sam and Savannah.

Sam, being very upset that his and Savannah’s night of romance and passion has once again been interrupted by one of the neighborhood’s many barking dogs kisses Savannah lightly on the cheek and goes downstairs to sort out the neighborhood raucous that has always been labeled “Dog Barking Central.” Sam yells across the street to his neighbor Mandy, “Please keep your dog quiet, I have taken some Generic Viagra so that my beautiful wife and I could enjoy an intimate evening together.” Mandy is totally ignoring Sam’s request to quiet her adorable puppy named Chocolate. This is because Mandy is too busy playing with Chocolate and his rubber pork chop; Mandy, in response to Sam’s request just smiles and waves across the street at Sam. Therefore, Sam repeats his plea for her dog’s silence due to his taking of Generic Viagra. Mandy finally hears Sam’s plea for her dog’s silence, however, she is quite confused why Sam is telling her about Savannah and his trip to Niagara Falls. Therefore, Mandy crosses the street to talk to Sam. When Mandy gets to Sam’s house with Chocolate, she sees that Sam is still upset.

Chocolate goes up to Sam so that he can get petted; while Chocolate is getting petted and licking Sam, Mandy asks Sam about his trip to Niagara Falls. “I have never been to Niagara Falls; I said that I took some Generic Viagra so that Savannah and I could have an intimate evening together. Mandy then asks Sam exactly where Niagara Falls is. Annoyed Sam tells Mandy that “Niagara Falls is near Generic Cialis. Mandy just smiles and explains that she has never been to Buckingham Palace. However, she does know that Buckingham Palace is in London, England. “Generic Cialis has nothing to do with Buckingham Palace” Sam said.” It helps men with erectile dysfunction have intimate evenings with their wives”. Mandy smiled at Sam and said that she had never heard of Petticoat Junction. Sam walked away from Mandy and walked back into the house to join Savannah while vowing never to talk about Generic Cialis with Mandy again.