The Fairy godmother grants a wish and makes a couple very happy.
Simon was looking out of the window, feeling miserable. He had had an accident at work a few months ago and despite it not being too bad, there had been side effects and he and his wife were feeling the fallout.
They had always had a wonderful relationship, full of romance and lots of sex, but now things were very different. He was suffering from erectile dysfunction and his doctor couldn't say how long it would be until they were back on track. As a result the emotional side of his marriage was in trouble as well. Although, Louise, his wife, understood that he had a physical problem, she couldn't help thinking he had gone off her sexually. And she was feeling so sorry for herself that she had overlooked how depressed and emasculated Simon was feeling. All in all, both were feeling rejected and low in spirit and the romantic side of their life had fallen by the wayside, as there was no chance of sex, Simon couldn't see the point of sending little messages to Louis and bringing her flowers. They were in a rut.
Simon closed his eyes and wished that he knew what to do to solve their dilemma. A loud crash and a blinding flash stopped him from daydreaming any more. He looked up. There before him stood a large pink fairy with silvery wings and a smiling face.
"What can I do to help?" she asked. Simon looked around for a Candid Camera Crew and seeing none, shook his head - perhaps he was hallucinating?
"I think I know," she said, "I get a lot of men looking as miserable as you and it's always one thing - sex!"
He looked a bit affronted but she shrugged him off. "Generic Viagra, that's what you need. It will get you back in the sack in no time at all. And the wife will be relieved no doubt," She looked sympathetically at Simon and he nodded dolefully.
"Generic Viagra?" he asked. "Yes or Generic Cialis. Both are fabulous at rejuvenating a sagging sex life - no pun intended," she laughed, "Sorry I can't actually supply them, but unless you have a pocketful of mice for me to transform, you'll just have to buy them on the Internet like everyone else!" And with an explosion of light she vanished with the proverbial puff of smoke.
Simon had no idea if he was dreaming or if he had actually gone mad but he went to the computer and typed in Generic Cialis and there it was!
He was very excited and ordered some immediately; after all, it is not often that one is visited by a fairy godmother, who solves all your relationship and sexual nightmares in one swish of a wand.
Two weeks later, Louise was back to being her normal happy self and Simon? Well Simon was on top of the world, but not admitting to anyone that he believed in fairies!