The Airport, Andy and Generic Cialis

Andy was rushing like mad that Wednesday morning as he prepared to make it on a seven AM flight out of Boston into New York for one of the most important meetings of his life. Things were looking great for Andy; everything in his life had seemed to be going perfect lately. Months earlier, he had been having erectile dysfunction issues; but that was all solved when he goggled Generic Viagra and found a wealth of information on not just Generic Viagra, but Generic Cialis as well. His wife was more than pleased when he told her how Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis was the answer to their hopes and since that time, their marriage was back to being full of passion and intensity.

Now, things seemed to be looking great in regard to his work, as well. Up for a promotion, all he needed to do was make the flight out of Boston, wow the people at a sales meeting, fly home and be offered his new job as Vice President of the advertising company that he worked for.

Making sure that he had everything packed and he had all of his presentation materials, just as the taxi was beeping in front of his house, he stopped very quickly to down a small gulp of orange juice and a vitamin. Running out of the door, he jumped into the taxi and he was off towards the airport.

Andy sat back in the seat and tried to relax. He looked at his watch and estimated that even with the flow of traffic as it was, he would make it to the airport in plenty of time. New York was less than an hour away by plane and he would have that quick time to go over his speech. Andy smiled and tried to relax. His smile lasted for about one minute and then it turned to more of a confused type of look.

Feeling a tingling between his legs, Andy looked down to see that he had an erection so huge that his pants were stretched just about as far as they could be without actually ripping. Trying to quickly figure out why in the world he would have an erection while on the way to the airport, his heart suddenly skipped a beat as he realized that he must have taken a Generic Cialis instead of a vitamin. “Oh, no! Seven hours of an erection!” he thought to himself as the taxi pulled up to the airport and he had to get out.

He held his briefcase in front of his erection and he tried to stay calm as he entered into the security area. Having to put his briefcase down, he walked trough the metal detector and was not surprised when a security guard loudly said, “Stop!”. Andy turned around and knew what was about to happen. “What’s in your pants?”, the security guard demanded. “I’d rather not say” Andy replied, as he looked around at the fifty or so people who were now staring at him.

“Over to the inspection room” the guard ordered, as other guards also joined to escort him over. Andy finally spoke up as he was pushed into a room, “Look guys, I can’t miss my flight, I took a Generic Cialis by accident, thinking it was a vitamin” The guards looked at each other and shook their heads. “Do you think we’re stupid?” one guard asked. All of the guards pulled out their weapons and pointed them at Andy as they ordered him to drop his pants. Andy did as they asked. The guards looked at Andy and then looked at each other. “Gotta get myself some of that medicine!” one of the guards said. They all nodded in agreement and Andy was let go to catch his flight.