Stuffing A Stocking With Generic Cialis

Paul Ungar leafed through a December 2005 issue of Wired Magazine. The magazine contained the picture of many small gadgets. Paul hoped to get an idea for a great stocking stuffer.

Paul lived in a fraternity house, a house close to UCLA. Paul and the other fraternity members were having their annual contest. Each boy in the fraternity got a stocking to hang over the makeshift fireplace. Then they each put their name on a piece of paper. After that, each fraternity member drew one name from a hat.

Each fraternity member was supposed to get a stocking gift for the guy whose name he had drawn. The fraternity encouraged the purchase of really crazy gifts. In fact the fraternity held a contest each December. Whoever selected the craziest stocking gift won the contest.

As Paul leafed through the magazine, he began to think about his need to stop at a pharmacy. He wanted to purchase more Generic Cialis. The pharmacy there by the campus had advertised lower prices on its Generic Cialis.

Paul was still thinking about his need for more ED pills when he turned to page 164. There he found a picture of a small, automatic tape measure. Because Paul had just been thinking about ED pills, he suddenly realized what gift he wanted to put in a stocking.

Paul quickly prepared to run over to the pharmacy. He now had two reasons to visit that pharmacy. He planned to buy an extra bottle of ED pills. That extra bottle would be part of his special stocking gift.

When Paul got to the pharmacy he found that he had arrived just in time. A single bottle of Generic Cialis remained on the shelf. Paul then realized that his second bottle of ED pills would need to be Generic Viagra. Paul walked to the counter with a large bottle of Cialis pills in one hand and a small bottle of Generic Viagra in his other hand. Paul asked at the counter if the pharmacy carried tape measures. The woman at the counter suggested that he go to the nearby office supply store. Paul thanked her for the information and returned to his car. On Christmas morning everyone liked the gift that Paul had put into one stocking. It was a package with two items. One item was a bottle of Generic Viagra. The other item was an automatic tape measure.

The guys at the fraternity quickly picked-up on the message conveyed by a gift of both Viagra and a tape measure. They all knew what happened when a guy used ED pills. They knew that the use of those pills could allow a guy to measure the size of his erect penis.

Paul’s gift had given one frat member both a way to achieve an erection and a way to measure the length of his blood-filled penis. The fraternity decided to award their annual prize to Paul. They felt that he had found the most original and entertaining stocking gift.