Smoke signal messages

Big Chief Standing Tall sat looking over the prairie at his buffalo. He was the leader of a tribe of Native Americans and was highly respected by many other tribes in the area. His sexual prowess was legendary - hence the name, and he more than lived up to his reputation!
However, today was a bad day indeed. He had taken his wife Always Wants More to the tepee for a little recreational afternoon play and discovered to his horror that he was unable to last the distance. He was terrified that the tribe would find out and he would be usurped by a younger, fitter Chief, and even worse, that his name would be changed to something terrible like Big Chief Wilts Like A Flower. A similar thing had happened to another leader in the area so his fears were founded. Also another brave, Goes Like A Train, was beginning to challenge his authority and he knew that he must quash any signs of weakness.
His wife was sworn to secrecy, but he knew that women talk and that he must make this an isolated incident if he was to retain his power.
He thought hard, he needed an ancient remedy to help him but he couldn't talk to the tribe's wise man, Brain Like a Planet, as he may tell the other men in the tribe.
He sat still and carefully made a fire - he would send a message to his good friend, Little Chief Good Technique, who was also renowned for his sexual performances and hopefully he would have some herbs and a potion that would restore his member to its previous glory.
The smoke wafted over the mountains, "Can't get it up, disaster, send remedy ASAP."
Shortly a cloud of smoke rose up from the other tribal area and he knew that help was at hand.
"Forget herbs, white man remedy best, buy Generic Viagra," came the reply. What on earth was Generic Viagra? Big Chief Standing Tall knew he must go off the reservation and seek a doctor.
He mounted his horse and, pretending he was off on a solitary hunting trip, bade the tribe farewell.
He arrived at the town in a few hours and found a local medic, who knew all about the drugs he wanted.
"A man of your high standing should try Generic Cialis," he said, "It lasts for three days - you may even beat your previous record," he added, handing over a package of little pills.
He chief was pleased and swore that if the doctor told anyone he would put an arrow through his head. The doctor shrugged, "You are the third chief to visit me in a week," he said. "It seems that the local chiefs are getting old! Your secret is safe with me!"
The satisfied chief returned to his tribe and snatched his wife from her place by the campfire. A giggle arose and he knew he had been discovered, so he was even more determined to prove them wrong.
The tepee shook and rustled as he demonstrated his new staying power and the tribe was amazed that they didn't see the Chief and his wife for three days. They finally left the tent and received a round of applause.

The next day the Big Chief Standing Tall sent another message to his friend Little Chief Good Technique, "Good advice, I have a new name - Big Chief Stands Tall For A Week!"