Setting Sail for the High Seas with Generic Cialis

I know better than anyone that Generic Cialis can prevent a disaster, if used in time. You see, my wife Mary had always dreamed of going on a Caribbean cruise, before I had even heard of Generic Cialis. After a week of listening to her rave about this cruise, I even started calling her Proud Mary, after the steamboat in the Creedence song. I don't have to explain to you men out there how women wrap all their hopes around this sort of "life-changing" event. They're sure it will be perfect, unforgettable, beautiful, and- need I say it- romantic. Ravishing. Rejuvenating. Maybe I'm a cynic, but when I finally agreed to the cruise thing, all I could think of was those viruses that infect entire cruise liners, and I often childishly imagined puking my guts out over the edge of the ship and seeing if any fish went for it.

Come to think of it, I may have just thrown myself overboard if I hadn't taken Generic Cialis on board with me. Thrown the baby out with the bathwater, so to speak. Because before Generic Cialis, I was sure feeling hung like a two-year-old. I was beyond useless in bed. After a year or so of steadily decreasing romantic output, Amber had almost given up hope. Until she got this cruise idea in her head. The open sea, the fresh air, the exotic ports of call- all of that would return me to life. Yep, she was expecting several "three-hour tours" during this cruise, and I was to be her Skipper. I was certain of shipwreck- and I would indeed have run aground, had I not ordered Generic Cialis.

I had put off my Generic Cialis order for several weeks. When you're at home, working, it's hard to break that old daily routine, and do something drastic, like admitting your problem wasn't going to go away, and ordering some Generic Cialis. But as the cruise approached, and I realized that my sails were still sagging, I concluded very quickly that I was a drowning man, and decided to clutch at a straw. I decided to order Generic Cialis and pack it in my suitcase. Come to think of it, she'd been clutching at a straw for months now- a pitiful, flimsy straw, where, before, there had always been a tremendous log. I may come off as cynical, but I have a soft spot. And until I ordered Generic Cialis, I felt as sorry for her as I did for myself.

So we set sail on our romantic Caribbean cruise, with my Generic Cialis secretly in tow. And, I must admit, the whole cruise thing was better than I imagined- great food, plenty of sunshine, plenty of adult beverages. I was having the time of my life, until it was time to head back to our cabin. I admit, I was nervous as hell, because I saw that look in her eyes. Turns out, I shouldn't have been. I took some Generic Cialis just after dessert, and, following a nice stroll on the deck, beneath a starry sky, we closed our cabin door behind us, and she began unbuttoning my shirt. "Where's your compass pointing, captain?" she asked expectantly. "Due north! To the North Star!" I said, hardly believing my hardness myself. I had the biggest erection I'd had in months- and I could tell that it was here to stay. When she took it out, she was so amazed that she blurted out a new nickname for it- "The Big Dipper."

Proud Mary kept on burnin' for three hours at least. Thanks to Generic Cialis, I was performing the way I did when we were just dating. And after her second, um, circumnavigation of the globe, she begged me to stop, even calling me Magellan. Finally I unloaded my ballast into her cargo bay, across my throbbing gangplank, and undocked. She was breathless, and dropped off to sleep. I stayed awake for a while, and had a nightcap of rum to reward myself. I felt young again. And all this, thanks to Generic Cialis.