Generic Cialis Refurbishes a Trusty Old 8-Iron

I'm a golfing instructor, and I've got a Generic Cialis story of my own to share with you golf aficianados out there. When it comes to "shooting birdies," I've got any number of tales to tell, because I get my share of hotties in my clubhouse, let me tell you. I've had my share of links with them too- when you're correcting someone's swing, one thing can lead to another! And until recently, having my 8-iron (that's right, 8) ready was never a problem; it was always waiting for me in the bag- long, hard, and pinpoint-accurate. I'd just reach in, pull it out, pull up their golf skirts, and swing for the hills. So, ordering some Generic Cialis was certainly unexpected. But all of a sudden, I lost my old smooth, money-making swing; I wasn't getting the distance I used to out of my old 8-iron.

One of my students, Shirley, had had a thing with me for several months, off and on. When I heard the way she'd squeal and giggle every time the freaking golf cart went over a bump, I had a feeling we'd be at it soon. And my experience with her was what led me to try Generic Cialis. I'm a confirmed bachelor. So, Shirley and I didn't even date regularly, but, after I'd "teed off" with her one afternoon behind some bushes on the 3rd hole (you know what I mean, guys!), we continued to pursue our casual, red-hot encounters whenever she came in for a lesson, with that hot retro golf skirt of hers that made me hard just to look at it. I'd noticed some drop-off in my performance over the past months, but suddenly, on afternoon in my clubhouse office, Shirley wanted it (on the desk, of course), and I couldn't give it to her. Without Generic Cialis, I just couldn't drive the ball the way I used to. I putted around for half an hour or so, but I just couldn't put it in the hold, even from point-blank range. It was like my worst nightmare. That very night, frightened out of my wits, I took what seemed a desperate measure- I ordered Generic Cialis.

Turns out, Generic Cialis is trusted by a lot of men to give them that free-and-easy blood flow they enjoyed in their younger days, before stress or age or whatever caught up with them. I figured my old 8-iron was just worn down from overuse- but I wasn't about to give up on it. Its soft leather grip just felt so good in Shirley's hands; she told me she'd never felt so comfortable swinging. Now I regret not ordering my Generic Cialis the moment I noticed a change. For you fellow "swingers" out there, you should know that Generic Cialis starts working in about 30 minutes- so you can keep your options open. The minute you expect some action, you can take your Generic Cialis, and your club will be ready to strike while the iron is hot, as the saying goes.

And sure enough, the next week, Shirley came in for her next lesson, looking a bit shy. I could tell she wanted it the way I used to give it to her, but was afraid to initiate contact, afraid of embarrassing me again! Thanks heavens that Generic Cialis put an end to all of this emotional nonsense! I preferred to be more straight-forward. I followed her into her private changing room, closed the door behind us, tore her clothes off, and watched proudly as she pulled out my iron and inserted it into her golf bag. Generic Cialis had given me the driving power I'd always had, and the staying power to drive her down all 18 holes and back to the clubhouse for some after-round scotch.