Firing One Off with Generic Cialis!

I guess these days a lot of us men have our own Generic Cialis story to tell. Boy, do I have one. So, there's this female instructor, Katie, at the shooting range who likes to talk dirty to me. I guess it's inevitable, with all the guns going off- the last thing you think about there is erectile dysfunction, or Generic Cialis. And you might assume that Katie must talk that way with every man there, just to break the ice, and to flatter them a bit- you know, asking a guy if the gun in his holster was as big as the one in his hand. But when she asked me this very question one day, I looked at her and knew that she was seriously intrigued.

But, of course, those were the days before I ordered Generic Cialis, and I couldn't deny any longer that I was firing blanks with the ladies. I mean, back in the day, the only time I'd fire a blank was when I'd already emptied all six chambers into my target, with lethal force. But now I couldn't even load up. Before Generic Cialis, I'd have surreal dreams, of powerful shotguns whose long, hard, polished barrels were drooping like molten wax in my hand. I'd pull the trigger, and the round wouldn't fire, but, rather, slid pitifully down the sagging barrel and drop to the ground, at my feet. A real nightmare, right? I needed some Generic Cialis in the worst way. I'd put off buying for far too long.

Anyway, that first time she asked about the caliber of my pocket pistol, I didn't know what to say. The last thing I wanted was to pull it out for a demonstration... I knew it would misfire again. Suddenly, I thought of that Generic Cialis I'd been thinking of buying, and had an idea. "Well," I said, without false modesty, "It's quite a hand cannon. It's got a hell of a kick to it. So you'd better brace yourself, if you'd like to try handling it." "I'd love to fire off a few rounds," she said, drawing closer. I made my escape with a lame excuse- I needed to buy time, to acquire some Generic Cialis and come better prepared next time. "I want that too, but I'll have to wait- I've got a meeting. How about next week we leave the range together for dinner at my place?" "You're on, cowboy."

I preferred being a straight shooter with women. But in this case, my little white lie bought me the week I needed to order my Generic Cialis and have it ready. I ordered it online, and sure enough, it was waiting for me just days later. And a week later, I stood firing at the range, with deadly accuracy, when Katie came from behind, reached around me, and began stroking my piece. She certainly wasn't wasting time this week! She wanted it- that much was clear. And my Generic Cialis was quick on the draw, as advertised. As soon as she touched me, I rose to my potential. And the rest, I suppose, is history. I took her home, and had her for dinner. Let's just say that, at one point, a couple of hours into it, she made a priceless comment about my packing rhino-stoppers. Of course, I didn't tell her that, in fact, I was packing Generic Cialis. A gentleman never tells! In any case, I felt like my old self again- always on target. Pleasing a woman was nothing new for me. Generic Cialis just helped me get back to business as usual, that's all.