Lucy Saves the Day

Lucy had been sitting by the window in the conservatory for two hours, crying. Her husband had recently changed a lot. He was moody and uncommunicative, shouting at her for no reason and complaining about her cooking, her dress sense and pretty much everything about her. She felt miserable. They had been so happy for two years - a whirlwind romance had led to marriage and they lived every day as if it was the first time they had been to bed together. The passion was unwaning - all her friends were jealous, they joked that Lucy and Gavin belonged in a Mills and Boon soppy romance novel.
But it was true, they were deliriously happy and just couldn't get enough of each other, until a few months ago Gavin had had an accident at work, damaging his back, and it seemed, his personality. He had refused to touch her and showed no interest in sex at all. She even started to believe that he was having an affair with a nurse at the hospital, he spent so much time there having physiotherapy, it had to be true.
That day, she confronted the nurse who denied everything, and even appeared to be sympathetic with Lucy.
"Often men who are suffering impotence as a result of this type of accident can be unbearable," she said.
Lucy was stunned and the nurse clapped her hand over her mouth, "Oh my God! I thought you knew and that you were just calling my bluff with the affair accusation," she blustered. She was so worried that she would lose her job that Lucy ended up comforting her and promising not to tell how she had found out.
At last she knew what the problem was; Gavin was just covering up his inadequacy with anger. However, knowing what the problem was didn't help solve it, and she felt so miserable at the thought of no more sex and closeness. The young nurse told her about a drug called Generic Viagra that may help and she investigated online how it might help and discovered Generic Cialis, which was more to her taste as it lasted for 36 hours! This was more like it - they often had weekend trysts where they didn't leave the bedroom.
She planned everything, Gavin wasn't to know that she knew or the game would be up so she decided that the time for ethics had passed and that she would simply drug him with Generic Cialis and then spill the beans, when he couldn't storm off in embarrassment and, also when his interest and desire may take over. It was a risk, but anything was better than this grumpy man she was currently living with.
She told him a story that they had been invited to a family party and had to book into a hotel as there was no space in her aunt's house - luckily he still hadn't met all of her family so it was plausible.
He agreed to go, grudgingly and, when they arrived, even conceded that the setting was beautiful. They decided to have dinner before leaving for the party (even though Lucy didn't plan on leaving the hotel at all!).
She ordered all his favourite food and when he was looking away, slipped the pill into his food. He was guzzling and didn't notice, although he did comment that it tasted quite strange.
Half an hour later, she could tell that the food, music and setting were having an effect on him; he was visibly softening and starting to look at her in the old twinkly-eyed way. Finally, he confessed to her what had been wrong for all these weeks and said that, if she was willing to try, he had got some Generic Viagra in their room. Lucy laughed, and couldn't stop.

"You don't need it," she giggled. And the hotel staff didn't see them until Monday morning!