John’s Generic Cialis Clues

John and Sally hadn’t been intimate for months. They were madly in love, so that wasn’t the problem. John had been experiencing erectile dysfunction and their love life went down the drain faster than water. Knowing he couldn’t lose the best woman that he could ever imagine having, John finally found the answer to his issue. While Sally slept, John searched the web. His friend had told him of the great experience he had while using Generic Viagra and his co-worker had told him that Generic Cialis changed his life. John didn’t need to hear anymore; he ordered his choice of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis and eagerly waited to try it out. He didn’t want to disappoint Sally, so he took a pill when she wasn’t home, just to see what would happen. Needless to say, he wished that Sally was home! Now, all he had to do was surprise Sally with the results of his Generic Viagra only in the way that his sense of humor would allow him to do.

He had the whole day planned. He told Sally that he had a surprise and the day would lead up to it. First, he took her to breakfast. As the waitress came over, John told Sally that he would order for her. “Two orders of your famous big pancakes!” John ordered. As Sally and he ate breakfast together, she commented about how delicious the breakfast was but had no idea what John was up to.

Next came their walk over to the parade. “This parade has the biggest floats in American” John told Sally. They stood side by side, holding hands as the largest floats glided by them. Sally had a smile on her face but still had no idea what John was up to.

After the parade, John asked Sally if she still had energy and she happily said yes. “Great” said John, as he hailed a taxi. Sitting down for the ride, John told Sally that they were going to the biggest baseball game of the season. As they cheered on team, John motioned for the snack man to come over to them. Ordering two hotdogs, John told Sally that he hoped she was hungry as the venue guaranteed to offer the biggest hotdogs that existed. Smiling at John, Sally was happy but still had no idea what was in plan.

Before the man walked away, John shouted, “Two big cola’s please!” He handed one to Sally with a sly smile and wondered if she would ever catch on to the theme of the day. Once the game was over, the couple decided to walk back to their apartment, at John’s urging. John stopped walking, right in front of the Big and Tall Man shop. Staring into the window, he commented to Sally about how big the shoes and clothes were. Sally looked at him with a strange look, grabbed his hand and continued walking.

Arriving back at their home, John asked Sally to sit on the sofa. He ran into the next room and came out with a bouquet of flowers. “Those are the biggest roses I’ve ever seen!” exclaimed Sally and she happily took them over to a vase. John took this chance start up a fire in the fireplace. Making sure he did the perfect job, Sally walked over and exclaimed that that was the biggest fire she ever saw.

Suddenly, Sally stood still. John looked behind her shoulder and tried to keep in his smile as he looked at the bottle of Generic Cialis. Sally began to speak, “Big pancakes, big floats, a big baseball game, a big hotdog, a big soda, big shoes, big clothes…” John found it hard to hide his smile as he felt his Generic Cialis begin to work. Sally continued, “Big roses, a big fire…” Sally looked down at John as she realized what all of the day’s clues meant. A smile as bright as the sun lit across her face as she then said, “Oh! A big you!”