Generic Cialis and One Flute Player’s Fountain of Youth

I met my wife back in college, when we were both in the marching band, and long, long before I ever needed any Generic Cialis. That's right, the marching band. Don't even step to that, all you former football players! The boys in the band got their share of women too. True, most of the girls wore glasses-but you should've seen some of them with their glasses off, not to mention certain other accessories. Who would have thought that I'd ever need Generic Cialis to respond properly to the girls in the band when my ten-year college reunion rolled around! I played the flute. That's right, I'm secure enough in my manhood (thanks now to Generic Cialis) to admit it. Any cheerleader who's wandered "accidentally" into the band's shower will tell you, if she's been injected with "truth serum," that, oddly enough, the size of a band member's instrument is inversely proportional to the size of his... instrument. The guys who try to get noticed with those hulking tubas, the big drums, the trombones... those are the guys who could've used Generic Cialis even in college. Unfortunately for them, Generic Cialis can only treat erectile dysfunction, it doesn't treat smallness! Nope, only the players who were hung like a mustang (our team mascot) had the cahones to play something like the flute. We were secure like that... no silly complexes. And when those cheerleaders would wander into our shower, they'd push the trombone player aside, preferring instead the flute players' long, brassy shafts.

Those where the days before Generic Cialis. Now, as the ten-year reunion was approaching, I was feeling a bit older, and a bit wiser. Wise enough, at least, to finally order some medical treatment for my little erectile dysfunction problem. I hadn't had a normal erection in months, and after a period of denial, I realized that it was time to take action-especially if didn't want to disappoint those former cheerleaders and female band members at the reunion. So I ordered my Generic Cialis, and it arrived in no time; I hid some away in my wallet, to be ready whenever it was time to "strike up the band." I knew that all it would take was some better circulation down there in my bass drum, to get that lumbering giant back into shape. A lot of people think that you pop some Generic Cialis, then find yourself walking around with a protruding flute for six hours straight. That's not quite it. All it does is allow you to respond naturally when the time comes. You can take a pill whenever you sense opportunity knockers... um, I mean, knocking... and in no time, you'll react to her touch the same way you used to.

I'd heard all this about Generic Cialis, but I didn't have proof myself until the reunion. I took one of my pills as we all stood around in the band room, with the other band members and cheerleaders, and when I found myself surrounded, suddenly, by several familiar... faces at the snackbar, I realized, to my amazement, that I was getting an earth-shaking erection. So that's all it took! Generic Cialis was amazing! A couple of my old favorites noticed it, winked at each other, and, with one in each arm, I led them away to relive old times. Before I knew it, we were down in the locker room, which hadn't changed a bit. Those girls hadn't either-they were hot. I won't even get into what I... got into. I gave it to both of those girls on a locker room bench. When it was all finally over, I swear, they grabbed up their clothes and started looking for their bookbags, asking me if they were late for class! Apparently, they had drunk from the fountain of youth...