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Blessing or a curse?

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 31-07-2009

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The availability of prescription medicines these days is alarming. Some online drugstores make it so easy for their visitors to purchase any prescription medication, that being a mother of two teenagers I am afraid they may look at it as some kind of a game. I am sure you heard stories about 13 and 14-year olds using their parents’ credit card information to buy Viagra online and then just going wild «trying it out».

There is an interesting riddle that goes: what do woman’s breasts and a toy railroad have in common? The answer: Both have been designed for small children but are played with by their fathers. I find it very similar to the situation described above – the fact you can buy viagra online at any time (the only proof of your age being the credit card number you provide) is something we all have to deal with as parents.

On the other hand, it’s clear that the situation is not likely to change in the foreseeable future. Firstly, for many people this is the only way they can purchase the drug, as they do not have to feel the embarrassment while whispering the name of the ED medicine they need and then handing the pharmacist their prescription. Secondly, due to the fact such online stores can slash the prices the customers are saving big time and this is the determining factor for many people. I wouldn’t be fair if I said I would like online sales of ED drugs to be banned or the access made more complicated to exclude the minors from the circle of potential buyers – because this drug did help my husband some time ago when we had this problem, luckily, it was just temporary.

However, do I think there are some things that we as parents can do. Firstly, it is to make sure our kids understand that Viagra (and any other drug, the only reason I am using this medicine as an example is because there are so many stories connected with it) is a serious and potent medicine that should be used to treat diseases and prescribed by the doctor. This could be done by simply talking to them about these kinds of problems – something I am sure should be done by fathers, as teenagers are too sensitive to this topic being touched upon by their mothers. The second thing of great importance is promoting the culture of using Internet – I am sure though that any normal kid that has been brought up respecting their parents would never steal a credit card and use the numbers to buy viagra online.

These days our children have to be taught about everything around them – otherwise we run the risk of not bringing them up properly, as a result of which they might end up taking serious things very lightly. Viagra is just one example – seems to be the most innocent one, but actually indicates the presence of a more global problem that needs to be dealt with.

Wildest fantasies coming true

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 31-07-2009

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There are many examples when Viagra helped people to solve their personal and even sometimes professional problems, but I’ve got a story that is a bit different. It’s not that I had that big of a problem – or at least that’s what any normal man would think. I was able to satisfy my girlfriend every day, sometimes we could even have sex two times, three being the best result. Not bad for a 37-year old lawyer who spends more time studying new changes in the legislation than going to the gym or paying too much attention to his health.

The problem I had was the following: my girlfriend having wild imagination started to come up with new places where we could do it – first it was an elevator. We didn’t get to do it in some huge New-York-style building coming just seconds before the doors opened at the first floor with a small crowd of businesspeople looking at us in disbelief. It happened in our home town when we got stuck between two floors, and we never felt sorry for keeping ourselves entertained during the entire period of 3 hours – that’s how long it took them to fix the problem with the elevator. But then it got worse – she made a list of places where we had to have sex, and of course I was supposed to be her little Santa on that one making all of her wishes come true. It was okay in the elevator, but other places seemed way too unusual for me – being quite a shy guy, very self-conscious too, I couldn’t help imagining how someone would just catch me with my pants down…

When we decided to try number one on the list – the changing room at a local WalMart – I couldn’t even get it hard enough to penetrate! The walls seemed to be made of paper, I was almost sure I’d read an article about this shop having installed security cameras in every changing room, and all those voices… In the end we had to leave because while I was trying to do something about my erection my girlfriend tried on everything she picked and it was time to go. Surprisingly enough, when we arrived home I felt very aroused just thinking about our attempt and we had sex.

I do know that the company manufacturing this medicine does not recommend using Viagra without the doctor’s recommendation, and since the site I came across required submitting a prescription I had to go to the doctor. After I had described the problem (I did not share with doc that I was functioning normally all the time, I just described how it happened when I failed to make sure he wouldn’t refuse to write a prescription. He just didn’t know my girlfriend and what could’ve happened to her if she’d learnt I was not given the damn prescription) I was able to obtain the saving piece of paper. Right after that I went home to buy viagra online and once it arrived I decided to try it in the most risqué place on the list – sightseeing train in the amusement park.

It was this small carriage we had to ourselves and everything was pretty much on display, but I was hoping it would look like I was just showing my wife the beautiful scenery around us while she was jumping with excitement on my lap. You know what I mean… «Take Viagra as needed…» – oh I did take it when I needed it, because the idea seemed too crazy when we bought a ticket. I don’t know if I should give the credit to my girlfriend who was trying to cheer me up knowing how worried I was, or to Viagra – but that attempt was a success. Another thing I wanted to say is: during the next couple of weeks we did everything on the list (all 17 points) and every time I took Viagra – just to make sure I wouldn’t chicken out and this would not be reflected on my erection. Then I went back to normal and everything was just fine. My inventive girlfriend sometimes comes up with other crazy places – but I am always ready as I have ordered plenty of Viagra to survive a nuclear war. So, don’t pay attention to those who say Viagra is only for sick, sick people – you can use it to make sure your fantasies come true – and to me this is the most important thing.

There is sex after surgery!

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 24-07-2009

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Hello my name is Janis and I am writing to let everyone know that Generic Viagra really works miracles. Although I do realize there are hundreds of stories about Generic Viagra success across the Web this is one of the few that deals with a real problem (not some farfetched condition when the man can perform sexually but wants to be able to do it more often and thinks he needs to take some medicines for it).

My husband Jack has been left impotent after undergoing some treatment for prostate cancer and having it surgically removed after it had failed to respond to radiation therapy. For three years after the treatment we have been trying different remedies to get the erection back, but none of them worked. You can say: how come you did not just buy viagra online – that seems like the easiest thing to do… It was all very simple – we were afraid to use any drugs after the surgery and were hoping to deal with it using other methods that seemed safer to us. Jack even tried the popular injection therapy that nevertheless proved inefficient, and also bought a vacuum erection device that, according to him, not only felt terrible, but produced no effects we were hoping for. Maybe he did not do enough of all that exercising recommended, but we decided it was better to have no sex than sex with him suffering for it.

However, after some time had to revise that decision because we were both missing having sex. At some point we really thought we could settle for kissing and cuddling, but then realized there was too much time ahead of us to make it ruin our lives. So we decided to visit a doctor recommended by a close friend of mine who had gone there with her husband. The doctor seeing how nervous we both were, suggested doing a small test to determine the real cause of our trouble.

There was this device connected to a machine that reflected the blood supply of the penis. The blood pressure determined by the smart machine turned out to be just a third of what it was supposed to be. The doctor said this meant all the blood going into the tissues of the penis – the process actually responsible for an erection – was escaping back into the body too soon for Jack to be able to perform sexually and ever get an erection that would be firm enough.

When we discussed the situation following the examination the doctor made us see that Generic Viagra was not the option we had to be afraid of, as my husband did not have any contraindications. We first tried the usual dose to see how it would work and when it didn’t the doctor doubled the dosage and it was efficient. I have to say that of course Jack hasn’t been able to achieve erections of the same strength as some 5 years ago or when we just got married – but they are firm enough and allow us to carry on with the sex life without my husband feeling disabled.

Viagra and alcohol

Posted by admin | Posted in generic drugs | Posted on 22-07-2009

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Everyone knows perfectly well that drinking alcohol and using any medications is not the best idea. You can hardly find any drug whose instruction pamphlet does not say something like «must not be used with alcohol» or «dangerous if alcohol is consumed». However, this issue is not as simple as it may seem. For instance, it’s clear that you will probably not be drinking (you will most likely not even have this thought) if you have to take aspirin or another medicine to deal with pain. Your only desire will be for the pain to go away, not to have some beer or a shot of whiskey.

At the same time, the situation is completely different with drugs used for erectile dysfunction treatment. Imagine a situation: you buy viagra online, which means you probably have a girlfriend or just someone to have sex with. In our society it’s not commonly acceptable to have sex without certain rituals. Clearly, if you are getting ready for wild sex with your wife not only can you warn her about taking Viagra, you do not have to bring home wine and flowers – although it won’t hurt doing so at least once in a while.
Before having sex in most cases people go to some fun place, have a nice dinner (usually a romantic one) and only then get down to the most interesting part. A romantic dinner can’t do without some wine – it helps both people to relax and can even bring out more powerful desire. However, this scheme works only for men who did not take Generic Viagra half an hour before planned sex, as otherwise your medicine can have an interaction with the alcoholic drink you consumed, which is potentially dangerous.

Alcohol is often blamed for decreasing the overall efficiency of Generic Viagra – and if you are taking this drug to achieve some real results, and not just for fun, you would probably not want to waste your time trying to get an erection and regretting drinking that glass of wine. According to most health warnings you are not supposed to mix Viagra with blood thinners, as it may cause bleedings hard to stop. From this point of view alcohol is also known for its blood-thinning effects, which means it is best not to play with fire. What you can get as a result are also such symptoms as bad headache, racing heartbeat, dizziness, flushing, diarrhea, indigestion – all those do not sound romantic at all.

No matter how many times this will be written and read people will keep doing the same. But remember that while for one person drinking even several glasses of wine will not do any harm – just because of the way their body metabolizes alcohol, for you taking Generic Viagra can be meaningless after just one glass of house wine.

So what is the best thing to do in this situation? It’s not a good idea to pour yourself a glass of water and say something like: «Oh sorry, I will be drinking water… It’s my ulcer…» Firstly, the girl will feel sorry for you – not the feeling you want. Secondly, she might just think you are trying to get her drunk (not always far from reality, but can spoil the evening). Pouring wine and then watering some plant in your house is a good idea if you manage to come up with an excuse for why every time before drinking you disappear for a minute and then come back with an empty glass. The best thing to do is pretend you are a great beer lover and would not trade it for anything. You can always have a couple of bottles of alcohol-free beer for yourself and a couple of usual beers for the lady – in case she decides to join you. Just make sure you pour the drink into a glass in case your guest is into studying labels on the bottles.

Some don’ts for buying Viagra online

Posted by admin | Posted in generic drugs | Posted on 20-07-2009

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When you want to buy viagra online to deal with your impotence you surely expect it to be a safe and secure place with pleasant shopping environment. As a customer you are supposed to provide your credit card numbers, and have every right to expect from the online store to treat you with respect and not lie to you about the authenticity of their medicines. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. With Internet and web design being available to almost anyone only the most serious and reliable pharmacies can survive in the long term, but this fact does not eliminate the problem of certain drugstores fooling their customers and getting away after offering cheap low-quality meds produced somewhere in China by unknown manufacturers.

There are things you can do to ensure you are not one of these gullible customers who seem to believe that the mere fact of some online pharmacy having a site and offering several methods of payment makes it reliable. There are simple things you simply shouldn’t do – let’s consider them the ultimate list of «don’ts» for everyone who appreciates quality and does not feel like using drugs manufactured by an unknown company with questionable reputation.

Hopefully these pieces of advice will insure you against dishonest salespeople looking to strip you of your money offering nothing valuable in exchange. Firstly, you shouldn’t accept an online prescription (some pharmacies do that if they have a doctor among their stuff) for any medicines that have not been approved by the FDA. An FDA approval is one of the clearest indicators of the legitimacy of any online pharmacy – so unless some drug has this approval it may be potentially dangerous for your health and should therefore not be distributed through online drugstores.

Secondly, you shouldn’t get an online prescription from a pharmacy that is not US-based. Thirdly, don’t think there is nothing you can do. People seem to think that if their order did not get delivered or if they have been overcharged for some unknown reason there is nothing they can do. This is true if they don’t try anything – as in most cases such a customer just makes a vow not to buy anything ever again and this is how dishonest salespeople get away. Your concerns can be reported to the US Drug Enforcement Administration for example and you can count on a fair investigation that might even get you your money back, and will surely prevent hundreds – if not thousands of other people – from making the same mistake. Fourthly, you shouldn’t trust a pharmacy that fails to provide clear privacy policy – if they don’t mention it anywhere it’d very doubtful that this has to do with the fact they forgot to include this point – this online pharmacy is most likely unwilling or unable to provide any guarantees, that for you as a customer means the following: you are buying the drug at your own risk and your information is unprotected. In that case anyone with basic knowledge of how these things work can access your credit card data and use this kind of information for fraud.

These are the most important don’ts that will hopefully keep you protected when you are surfing the Internet searching for the most advantageous offer.

Why do people use Viagra?

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 18-07-2009

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My name is Nathan and I would like to raise a very important issue – it’s about people taking drugs for erectile dysfunction without their doctor’s prescription, probably because they think they know better. What makes the situation worse is the fact anyone can buy Viagra online these days. I mean, yeah, sure there are people who do need some kind of treatment – they have diseases for which serious medicines are required and these may cost too much if you go to a pharmacy. An obvious thing to do is go online and purchase the necessary drug there without any pressure and the need to overpay for the brand name, since most drugs sold through such sites are generic kinds.

This brings me to another thought – it’s surprising how little people seem to think about their own safety. They are guided by prices, often forgetting about the quality – as a result I have a number of friends who bought something they thought were efficient medicines, and then ended up receiving some sugar pills containing mysterious ingredients. It’s always important to check where your drugs actually come from – it doesn’t have to be a branded manufacturer, as you will then have to pay for all the advertising they do. There are a number of big and reliable companies (the most famous name being Cipla) that have decades of experience, deliver authentic generic drugs of high quality and cooperate with certain sites. If the site you are using to order your medicine online does not provide this information – you are supposed to become alerted immediately, as if an online drugstore seems to be hiding something – it probably is.

Going back to my original point, I just feel sad when I learn how serious drugs are turning into some kind of herbal supplements – people think they can take them at any time without giving too much thought to the possible side effects and everything else. It’s clear that when people become impotent and they are diagnosed with erectile dysfunction caused by psychological or physiological factors they can go ahead and buy viagra online, just making sure they talk to a doctor beforehand.

Unfortunately, too many men think about Viagra in a very strange way – it’s something like candy for them. «Everyone takes this dosage, so will I» – they seem to think, not taking into consideration diseases they have been diagnosed with or other needs of their body. I feel obliged to tell all the men that are reading this post: your health and well being really deserve more attention. You may be right about the dosage, but you may be also wrong. Only a doctor can say whether you can safely take this drug. I do think Viagra is a wonderful pill that solves problems for many patients. But I also strongly believe people should really think harder when they order some medicine online without consulting their doctor.

Just in time for saving a relationship

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 12-07-2009

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These days anyone knows what erectile dysfunction is about – you can’t get an erection and you fail to perform sexually. It sucks, but what can you do – it’s not only because of your age or tiredness, there are many other causes that however do not make this condition less embarrassing. From my own experience I know how disappointing it is to realize you have a problem in that department and how tempting it may become to take the «magic pill». The easiest thing to do is turn on your computer and buy Viagra online, soon forgetting about everything, but I gotta tell you – this is not the best thing to do.

The reason I say it is because I have always been against taking any drugs unless absolutely necessary. There are people who pop pills just when they have a headache without giving it any thought – I mean, have you read the patient information leaflets? Even the most harmless drugs have a list of possible side effects longer than a movie cast.

Or so I thought before I failed to have sex with a woman I hooked up with one night. She was understanding and even supportive, and there was no laughing and pointing :) but I promised myself I would never let it happen again. But instead of going to the doctor and discussing it with him I just bought some viagra online and went on having sex as usual. I had that «Viagra confidence» and there was no single case it failed me – life was great.

That continued for about 4 months – all that time I was very busy as my company was going through tough times. Only when I took a short vacation just to organize my thoughts and relax without leaving town did I decide to pay my doctor a visit. The doctor was terrified to learn I had been taking this drug without actually being diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. We had a conversation during which I understood that Viagra, no matter how well it is usually tolerated, is a serious drug and needs to be taken only when your doctor recommends you – i.e. when you really have a problem. After examining me and running some tests the doctor announced I had no problem with my sexual performance and could go back to normal without any fear, which I was glad to do. I kept thinking about it and found it very strange how people sometimes take pills without being 100% certain about whether they really need it. I guess it’s all about how we see some illnesses – sexual dysfunction is considered to be something like a small temporary problem, the same with headache or diarrhea, for example. I mean, no one will start taking cancer drugs all of a sudden if they find a tiny lump, will they?

The lesson I learnt from that experience is as simple as that: Viagra will help you with erection whether you have a problem or not, this baby works all the time. But isn’t it sad to learn you have been taking some drug while you actually did not need it? Yes, it did help me gain some confidence and maybe at that time that was what I needed but from then on whatever problem I have I go to the doctor immediately – and advise you to do the same.

ED or not ED?

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 12-07-2009

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These days anyone knows what erectile dysfunction is about – you can’t get an erection and you fail to perform sexually. It sucks, but what can you do – it’s not only because of your age or tiredness, there are many other causes that however do not make this condition less embarrassing. From my own experience I know how disappointing it is to realize you have a problem in that department and how tempting it may become to take the «magic pill». The easiest thing to do is turn on your computer and buy viagra online, soon forgetting about everything, but I gotta tell you – this is not the best thing to do.

The reason I say it is because I have always been against taking any drugs unless absolutely necessary. There are people who pop pills just when they have a headache without giving it any thought – I mean, have you read the patient information leaflets? Even the most harmless drugs have a list of possible side effects longer than a movie cast.

Or so I thought before I failed to have sex with a woman I hooked up with one night. She was understanding and even supportive, and there was no laughing and pointing :) but I promised myself I would never let it happen again. But instead of going to the doctor and discussing it with him I just bought some Viagra online and went on having sex as usual. I had that «Viagra confidence» and there was no single case it failed me – life was great.

That continued for about 4 months – all that time I was very busy as my company was going through tough times. Only when I took a short vacation just to organize my thoughts and relax without leaving town did I decide to pay my doctor a visit. The doctor was terrified to learn I had been taking this drug without actually being diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. We had a conversation during which I understood that Viagra, no matter how well it is usually tolerated, is a serious drug and needs to be taken only when your doctor recommends you – i.e. when you really have a problem. After examining me and running some tests the doctor announced I had no problem with my sexual performance and could go back to normal without any fear, which I was glad to do. I kept thinking about it and found it very strange how people sometimes take pills without being 100% certain about whether they really need it. I guess it’s all about how we see some illnesses – sexual dysfunction is considered to be something like a small temporary problem, the same with headache or diarrhea, for example. I mean, no one will start taking cancer drugs all of a sudden if they find a tiny lump, will they?

The lesson I learnt from that experience is as simple as that: Viagra will help you with erection whether you have a problem or not, this baby works all the time. But isn’t it sad to learn you have been taking some drug while you actually did not need it? Yes, it did help me gain some confidence and maybe at that time that was what I needed but from then on whatever problem I have I go to the doctor immediately – and advise you to do the same.

Some things are hard to acknowledge

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 12-07-2009

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Hello everyone, my name is Tom and I wanted to tell you about how I came to the conclusion I needed to use Viagra. Firstly, I would like to say that from my own experience I do know how difficult it is for any man to acknowledge they need help, and this is especially true for those suffering from impotence. Traditionally any problems related to sexual health are considered to be very private and people are not supposed to know anything about them – this is the reason why if you order viagra online they always say the package is discreet – you surely don’t want to run around screaming about your purchase so that each and every neighbor would come home and tell his wife: heard about Jones? He is an impotent! So, it does take some willpower to actually recognize that the problem is there and you can’t deal with it on your own.

Just like most men I thought I would experience a problem with erection in my fifties or even sixties – ideally, never, but I guess the environment we live in affects our health too much to be able to have as much sex as we want. After the first time my erection suddenly went away just when I was in the middle I tried a couple of times with different women, but then I clearly saw I needed help. The hardest part was to find a doctor to go to. It did not sound too enticing anyway – if it was a woman, I would feel very uncomfortable telling her about my penis, if it was a man – the embarrassment would be unbearable, but in the end I opted for a male doctor.

The examination was different from what I expected – probably I was imagining the doctor trying to help me get an erection and then just shaking his head in despair saying something like: oh, I’ve never seen anything like that before, that’s for sure. I was simply asked some questions – about my health, the medicines I was taking and so on. It was then when I learnt that the most probable cause of my condition was taking finasteride – I started losing my hair some 5 years ago and did not really enjoy that terrible bald spot that was clearly visible from wherever you were standing. I know some women say they like bald men – but I was neither bald nor could boast a great shock of hair, so it drove me crazy. Then I started taking this drug and after about a year of the treatment I was glad to see my hair growing back. As the doctor explained, impotence was one of the side effects.

When I first heard it I did not know what to say or do. I asked my doctor whether stopping to take the hairloss drug would help – sure he said, it might, but then all of the effort you have made will be for nothing because you will lose the hair you have re-grown in no time. So the choice I was facing was – my hair or my erections. A tricky one, wouldn’t you agree? However, I was glad to learn that I could safely continue taking my medicine and use Viagra when I had to – so my hair could keep on growing and I was able to perform in bed.

So, although my case was a lucky one – I mean, the cause was obviously that other drug I was taking – I am sure I did the right thing when I went to see the doc. I later read on some blog that according to the statistics, it takes most men two years to visit their doctor and ask about the problem. In my case it was just five months.

How I got my family back

Posted by admin | Posted in customer experience | Posted on 09-07-2009

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Have you ever had a sincere conversation with your father? The one where he tells you about sex, girls and how you should use condoms and stuff… Well, I never had anything like that with my father, since he left us when I was 6. As all children with that kind of story I felt hostility towards any man my mother ever dated then. The same thing happened when she met Henry – it turned out to be a successful relationship and he moved in after a year of dating, at that time he was 55, while my Mom was 47. We never got along well as, like I said, I felt too protective of my mother.

I often regretted never speaking to Henry, especially as I grew older and realized how stupid it must’ve been – after all, he turned out to be a nice guy, but we were not bound to become buddies anyway. When everything happened I was 26 and was renting a place of my own. One day I got a call from Frank and he asked me to come to his office as he needed to talk to me about something. Since I was free on that day I thought what the hell, let’s see what the old man wants, and so I drove to his office. Henry first asked me about my work, listening carefully to what I was saying and then, after some awkward silence, he said: «Jimmy I really need your help». This was a bit unexpected for me, as he always was a very proud man, just like myself, which I guess prevented us from being tolerant to each other’s existence.

What he said then surprised me even more. «I love your mother, – he said, – and although things have been difficult between you and me, I wanted you to know I never meant it this way». He went on to say that by an ironic coincidence I was the only person he could trust. Poor Henry confessed he had impotence and for the last couple of months experienced problems in bed that really upset him and my Mom. At the end of his speech he was almost crying.

Okay, I said, but what is MY part in all that? Can’t you just go and see your doctor, or buy some Viagra online? To which Henry replied that his only option was buying viagra online, but since he was absolutely unfamiliar with modern technology, there was no way he could do it without additional assistance. «And you probably understand why I can’t ask my secretary to do it for me» – he added.

«Well, that’s really easy, – I said turning on his computer (I wonder if he ever used it at all, as there was dust all over the screen and the keyboard). Luckily there was Internet connection. It took me about an hour to explain to Henry how these things work – after the «introduction class» he could open a page and even type in some information. We found a nice online store where they offered free consultations of a professional doctor – Henry got to describe all his symptoms and health condition and was recommended the best dosage of Viagra. And you bet he opted for the fastest method of delivery available…

Next Monday I went to visit my Mom, as Henry had a birthday and they had a small celebration. She was quite surprised to see me, as I barely noticed this man for so many years. Henry was obviously happy to see me – we shook hands and I gave him a nicely wrapped bottle of fine red wine. «Hey Henry, – I said, – just easy on that wine, okay? Remember that red wine does not go with everything». He understood and smiled. «What are you talking about, boys?» – my mom asked sensing there was some hidden meaning in that speech. «Nothing Mom, everything is just fine» – I answered looking into her shiny eyes.

It’s amazing how a little blue pill can change so many lives – but there I was, my mother was as happy as ever (I guess because of all the wild sex they had, you are welcome Mom), my stepfather finally became my friend and that was the moment when I felt very proud of myself.